I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is red and puts out fire?
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
