Finger Jokes

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina

omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom. Thank you nurse.

what did the nose say to the finger

stop picking me

Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind it’s too Pointless

What's a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself