Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
What's the difference between Orphans and Apples? Apples get picked-
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
A man walked into a toilet and saw a women fingering a man and said I think your doing it wrong turns out it was two transvestites
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom. Thank you nurse.
what did the nose say to the finger
stop picking me
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
