What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
