Rhetoric jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

You are stupid!

Nana

What is 9 + 10?

21

You stupid!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!