I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
