Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
i awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: no one stands up. Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb.*waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
What's the best finger for fingering A Minor?
Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
a souls fan raped me he said try finger but whole
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
