Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
Tj hairline is so far back blues clues can't find it
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week you’ll find out
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
