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Depression

  • when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

    -> in reality, :( (sob)

    depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

    Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

    Necrophilia

  • So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

    When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

    He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

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  • Generation

  • The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

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  • Grade

  • True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

    Surgery

  • If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.