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What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.