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Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
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How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.