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Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.