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I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.