I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
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Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
