Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
