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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.