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Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.