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What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.

My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.