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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!