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what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.

My girlfriend is like treasure to me

You need a shovel to find her..

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo

what movie do all orphans find relatable? Spiderman no way home.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home

What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?

jack in a box.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it

How do you fuck a cow? Find the nearest karen

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys

So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.