How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Ive been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, bu i couldn't see any
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
