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Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."