Finance jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Memes
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.