Finance jokes
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Memes
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.