Film jokes
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Memes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.