Film jokes
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.