Film jokes
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.