Film jokes
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.