Film jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.