My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Porn.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
