They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
