Feel jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."