Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.
But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's Just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
