Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Are all orphans homeaphobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
