Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Are all orphans homeaphobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
imagine you are getting eaten by a alligator what do you do? stop imagining.
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911
