Fear jokes
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.