Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
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A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread
panera dread
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it