Fear

Fear Jokes

Death

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Nightmare

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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  • Bug

    Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

    A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

    Maze

    Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

    Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

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  • Walk

    I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

    Pedophile

    A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

    The little boy says, "I'm scared."

    The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

    Loneliness

    What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

    Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

    Priest

    A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Abortion

    What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

    They both say, β€œMy mom's gonna kill me!”

    Experience

    I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

    Pilot

    pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

    passengers: *start freaking out*

    pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

    passengers: *sigh with relief*

    pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.