Fear jokes
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.