Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
what do you call a running chicken
scared
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
