Fear jokes
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!