Fear jokes
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.