Fear jokes
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"