Fear jokes
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.