Fear

Fear jokes

Basement

  • Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

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  • Night

  • I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

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  • Woman

  • So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.

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  • Rape

  • Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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  • Braille

  • I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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  • Maze

  • Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

    Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

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  • Day

  • If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

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  • Community talk

  • ITS NOT EVEN 3 AM YET

    I swear to god I hear a giggle from somewhere nearby, like outside my room. I have no idea what the hell is going on here and I don't want to know..

    Doom's log: 10/14/26 at 1:20

  • Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.

    I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more

  • I have a really weird fear. Whenever I do anything, I'm always scared im not where I actually am. I think, "What if I had a huge accident or traumatic experience?" and "What if im actually in my school classroom or a hospital?" and I think im actually at home. Like I'm hallucinating where I am, and I'm actually in a class, and whenever I get up and do something, im not actually doing it, and I just look fucking cra… Read more