Fear jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.