Fear

Fear jokes

Dad

    • Please read all of it. I know it's long, please read all of it.

    This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.

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    • Fear memes

    Prison

    • Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

    Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

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    • Forest

    • A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

    Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

    Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

    Height

    • You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

    Dad

    • A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

    Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

    Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"