I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Fear Jokes
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
