Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
