Fear jokes
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.