Favorite jokes
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.