Favorite jokes
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.