What is your favorite time of day?
Favorite Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite name?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
