Favorite jokes
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is a cowboyβs favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.