Favorite jokes
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.