Favorite jokes

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!

What is a snake's favorite drug?

Adder-all.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What is your favorite name?

What is your favorite time of day?