Favorite jokes
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.