Favorite jokes
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is your favorite time of day?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite name?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!