Favorite jokes
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What is your favorite time of day?