Favorite jokes

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?

Shell shock!

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn because it has a ring around it.

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

What are an orphan's favorite shoes?

White Vans.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."