Favorite jokes
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
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What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.