Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a witch's favorite subject?