Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Favorite Jokes
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
