Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
Alone by Alan Walker
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
