Favorite jokes
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!