Favorite jokes
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.