Favorite jokes

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

What is the skeleton's favorite car?

A Zam-bone-y.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

What is the favorite drink of a vampire?

bloody mary.

My favorite meme is, "N_gga."

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?

Shell shock!

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn because it has a ring around it.

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast food!