Favorite jokes
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.