Favorite jokes
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.