Favorite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.