Favorite jokes

What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?

Shell shock!

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn because it has a ring around it.

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?

A mic wrench.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast food!

What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?

Buns.

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What are an orphan's favorite shoes?

White Vans.

What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.