Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....