What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Favorite Jokes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
