Favorite jokes
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.