Favorite jokes
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.