Favorite jokes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.