Favorite jokes
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.