Favorite jokes
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."