Favorite jokes
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.