Favorite jokes
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.