Favorite jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent