Favorite jokes
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.