Favorite jokes
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.