Favorite jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

What's an egg's favorite phrase?

An eggspression.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

What is your favorite name?

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What is a physicist's favorite food?

Fission chips.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?

Forever 21.

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise?

Cross Fit.

What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?

Foster’s.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.