Favorite jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is your favorite time of day?
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.