Favorite jokes
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.