Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.