Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.