Favorite jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
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What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.