Favorite jokes
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
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A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.