Favorite jokes
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.