Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Memes
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.