Favorite jokes
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.