Favorite jokes
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."