Favorite jokes

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?

An emochi. (search up mochi)

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

The Milky Way!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What is a cow's favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing!