Favorite jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump