Favorite jokes
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
my favorite food
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.