Favorite jokes

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Explain Bear is my favorite.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

"Highway to Hell."

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

What are cheetahs' favorite chips?

Cheetah Puffs!

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.