What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
