Favorite jokes
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Memes
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.