Favorite jokes
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.