Favorite jokes
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.