Favorite jokes
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.