Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Memes
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.