Favorite jokes

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?

Forever 21.

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

"Highway to Hell."

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

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