Favorite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"