Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Memes
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.