Favorite jokes
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.