What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Favorite Jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
