Favorite jokes

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

"Highway to Hell."

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

What are cheetahs' favorite chips?

Cheetah Puffs!