Favorite jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.