Favorite jokes
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Memes
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.