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My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

PorkChopped

hah got em (i guess)