Favorite jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Memes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.