Favorite jokes
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Honestly
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.