What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
"My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas."
whats an indians favorite drug beans
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
