Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."