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Toy

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Emoji

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Bet

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

Song

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

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  • Orphan

    I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

    I think we know why.