Favorite jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.