Favorite jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.