Favorite jokes
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.