What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Favorite Jokes
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
