Favorite jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Memes
Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣