Favorite jokes
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Memes
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.