Favorite jokes
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?