Favorite

Favorite jokes

Memes

Magic

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Orphan

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Orphan

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Knife

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Movie

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"