Favorite jokes
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.