Favorite jokes
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."