Favorite jokes
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.