Favorite jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Memes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."