Favorite jokes
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.