Favorite jokes

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?

The cabbage patch.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

Fosters.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"