Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Memes
Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"