Favorite jokes
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.