Favorite jokes
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
My favorite one 🤣
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋