Favorite jokes
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.