Favorite jokes
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Memes
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.