Favorite jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"