whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
What is jimmy saviles favourite roblox game?
undress to impress
What is Hitler's least favorite fish? Jewfish.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeballs
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
