Favorite jokes
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."