Favorite jokes
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.