What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
