whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A KinderGarden
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
:What’s an orphans favorite Netflix show Fuller house
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."