Favorite jokes
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Honestly
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.