Favorite jokes
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Honestly
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.