Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."