Favorite jokes
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What is your favorite name?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.