Favorite jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Memes
Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.