Favorite jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Memes
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.