What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Favorite Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
