Favorite jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.