Favorite jokes
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.