Favorite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.