Favorite jokes
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.