Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.