Favorite jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Memes
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.