My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Favorite Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
