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Favorite jokes

Kid

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Menu

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Girl

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.

Snack

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)