Favorite jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Memes
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.