Favorite jokes
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!