Favorite jokes
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Whatâs an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Memes
Honestly
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Whatâs Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Whatâs someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.