Favorite jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.