Favorite jokes

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

Explain Bear is my favorite.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

What is a ghost's favorite cake?

I scream cake!

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What's an orphan's favorite song?

"Gimme Shelter."

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

What's a cannibal's favourite drink?

A Bloody Mary.

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.