My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Favorite Jokes
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
