Favorite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^