Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.