Favorite jokes
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.