Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.