Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.