What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?
A : A rattlesnake
I’d tell ya a poop joke But your my favorite turd
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
my favorite joke was whats the difference between a teacher and a train
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
What's a chairmakers favorite flavor?
Chairry.
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's an Orphans favorite movie? Home Alone
