Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is-Presley
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
