Favorite jokes
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍