What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
