Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.