Favorite jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.