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In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!