What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Favorite Jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
