Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
