Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
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You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
