Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.