my life </3 XD :'(
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
why do fat people like food
the more the marier
Fat people:do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken
Me:Yes you look like a bunch of boulders crashing in to each other
Fat: dang... Me:shut up jon Browser minnoch
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
what do you call a fat fortune teller? a fourchin teller
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
I have a fat ass
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping
my mate noha
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator 😂😂
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
