Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.