Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish š£.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
