Fat jokes
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.