Fat jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"