Fat

Fat jokes

Democrat

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Mama

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Memes

Chick

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Book

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Cow

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Pedophile

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Mum

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.