Fat jokes
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.