Fat jokes

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.