Fat jokes

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.