Fat jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Memes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
I am a fat girl.