Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.