You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the living room
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
i am a fat girl
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
