Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.