Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"