Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Because they worship cows.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

I am a fat girl.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.