Fat jokes

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.