Fat jokes
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.