Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator ππ
You mom as so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
my mate noha
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
Yo mamma's so fat she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Donβt do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, arenβt you pregnant?
