Fat jokes

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Why is Santa so fat?

He only comes once a year.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)