What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"