Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?