Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.