Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Poor biggie😔
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.