Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad π₯.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Memes
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.