Fat jokes
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Fat Nyanwolf
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."