Fat jokes
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.