Fat jokes
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
I have a fat ass.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.