Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
