Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
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Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Arden is so fat!