Fat jokes
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.