Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...