Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
My brother goes into the bar and says bartender give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says that's a lot of alcohol. My brother says celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender said let me buy you a drink. My brother said no this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
