Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
Whats a cheetahs fav food?
Fast food!
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
