Fast Food jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!