Fast Food jokes
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?