Fast Food jokes

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?

Explosion.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

What's a cheetah's fav food?

Fast food!

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.