Fast Food

Fast Food Jokes

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.