What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Pizza Hut.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
