What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food!!,!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
